sharks, they only bite when you touch their private parts.
“i cnt watch samoan men spike vballs lightnin fast directly @ the 10ft line w/o thinkin bout the possibility that they beat they wife haha.”
“I enjoy asking people what celebrity they think they look like… and then laughing in their face.”
“July 4, 1776: the day that we “unfollowed” King George. #waytoointotwitter”