About Me
What's a Tongan?
“i cnt watch samoan men spike vballs lightnin fast directly @ the 10ft line w/o thinkin bout the possibility that they beat they wife haha.”
SO HARD TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE TALKING TO THIS LADY WHEN HER PANTS ARE LIKE TOUCHING HER BOOBS - (via one of my twitter followers)
“I enjoy asking people what celebrity they think they look like… and then laughing in their face.”




