June 2012
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perlahaha:
hey baby,
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
… naturally.
skinny-l0ve-lasts asked: TAG A BEAUTIFUL PERSON! YOU'RE IT! Rules are: Copy this message to 10 other people/blogs who you think deserve this message. Keep this game going ad make everyone feel beautiful. I love you! <3
5 tags
mom: Na, guess who called me..
me: who?
mom: what?
me: who called you?
mom: what?
me: who called you?
mom: what?
me: NEVERMIND!
mom: Hey, watch your damn mouth before I slap you!
heytinafey:
do you ever feel like a jenner amongst kardashians
1 tag
I would never let you eat alone. You’re not gon’ eat alone.
– Paula Deen
1 tag
People who peel carrots
hotbabysitter:
The only thing that will make the baby stop crying is Biggie.
my future lil baybay
h-styles:
fuckme-1direction:
nickiminiall:
h-styles:
theyre british what did you expect
of course theyre gonna be pussies
cant handle american women
this is why we won the war
oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.
how did your tea taste
after we threw it in the harbor
bitch
3 tags
well, today was a fantastic waste of time
That awkward moment when you smile and the whole...
You’re like:
They’re just like:
1 tag
my stomach hurts :(
3 tags
deral33k:
broken-ink:
klaineneverends:
sneadly:
WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
why are computers not waterproof
i want to blog in the shower
Why is food not waterproof
I want to eat in the shower
Why are beds not waterproof
I want to nap in the shower
Me taking care of children