partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Wouldn't it be nice if your iPod could detect your...
jesuschristvevo: i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
so like.. follow me on vine @Mordecai
My sister: Happy mother's day mommy, you're an angel!
Mom: Wow, so i should be dead.
ammarmali: That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money. “No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
MY LITTLE SISTER CREASYKA LEFT FOR AUSTRALIA LATE LAST NIGHT SHE SHOULD BE THERE BY 4PM OUR TIME… HAVE FUN BRUH
frankocean: django was ill without it.
pluspayne: when you pull your blanket up and punch yourself in the face
rabioheab: Best Insults To Use In Fight doodoohead nerd dingus you stink where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because you’re a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent) Diaper Man where did you get those clothes? the toilet store?
spotifylistener: Do you ever meet someone and you’re just like “wow we would be really great friends! We have the same kind of humor and like the same stuff!” but you never really get the chance to sow the seeds of friendship so you just sit by yourself and chuckle quietly at all their jokes that they’re telling their actual friends
napoleonbonerhard: i’m like that sim who doesn’t do anything until all of my needs are in the red
ummm, Idk– Indecisive people
andrewhussiesbosom: andrewhussiesbosom: DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME DONT CHA