About Me
sharks, they only bite when you touch their private parts.
What's a Tongan?
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
(via icanbreaktheskymyself)
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
(via obama-fix-this)
my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years
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(Source: whatsawosha)
